Riasi: Walking in high heels is hard for humans. Why do their women do it?
Mukh (dogcomm1): <Skrrrrt> At least you’re outside buying magazines and comics and not stuck in a shuttle with Tivk and Nok operating a robot dog. <Skrrrt>
Cadet (dogcomm2): <Skrrrt> What about me? <Skrrrt>
Mukh (d1): What about you?
Cadet (d2): I’m running all the engineering on this robot canine and it isn’t easy. Keeps overheating. I dunno why they decided to use a pile instead of a fuel cell …
Tivk (dogcomm3): My fault. I thought we’d a pile in stock designed by my people. A good one.
Cadet (d2): … when’s it my turn to drive?
Mukh (d1): You lost your turns. You kept trying to look at Riasi’s legs and … attributes.
Riasi: I don’t mind! My attributes are my best feature … oooh chillax boys, local coming across that field.
Mukh (d1): Woof! Woof! <Skrrrt> <Skrrrt>
Cadet (d2): There’s a button to make it woof dumb ass!
Robot Dog: Woof! Wo <Skrrrt> -oof!
Riasi: What are you doing?! Why is making that noise? Get away from me!
Mukh: Hey what’s that light for? Oh shi …
Cadet: Initiating emergency panting cool down! Venting coolant! Tail radiators overheating, commencing wagging!
Robot Dog: Puff puff puff <Skrrrt> <Skrrrt> Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr …
Boom! Boom! Sproing!
Farmer: Are you okay ma’am?
Riasi: You shot the robot dog!
Farmer: Dang right he was rabid! He was foaming and chasing you. Did you want me to take a picture?
Riasi: Thank you. It was scary.
Farmer: … Would you like me to help you out of that tree?
Riasi: Not necessary. Thank you. You live around here?
Farmer: … Just over that hill. Just call me Stretch. I didn’t get your name …
Riasi: Ri … Ri … Rita! Rita … Katz!
Mukh: I don’t believe this!!
Nok: You crashed a dog.
Mukh: Only after that guy blasted us and the screen went all splodey!
Cadet: Okay the pile is intact. Visual is out. Audio marginal. Servos out. Initiating emergency shut down. Captain’s is going to go apeshit. Then he’s going to kill us.
Tivk: Nonsense. He is good at delegating. The Exec will go apeshit and the Chief will kill you.
Farmer: So what are you doing out here so far from town?
Riasi: I’m looking for good locations for a movie holo movie!
Farmer: A movie? What's it called?
Riasi: How To Be Outstanding In Your Field!
Farmer: … I see. You got a lotta magazines. Here’s some more you dropped.
Riasi: Thank you. You are very sweet. Hang on, I want to take my shoes off. Wow, you are tall.
Farmer: Awwwww …. heheheheheh!
Tivk: Go get the dog.
Nok: Like hell. You pass for a human the best. Besides, anything happens to me and you’re stuck with Shavetail here or Mukh for a pilot.
Tivk: I will get the dog. My cloak!
Cadet: Is your arm broken? Get it your own self! I’m keeping the dog from sparking or going all killer robot on the hayseed’s ass. Captain’s going to kill me.
Mukh: Ms. Riasi is doing a good job distracting him, from what I can hear. She don’t even have her fur or tail!
Cadet: Dude, Ms. Riasi could be distracting in a suit of power armor.
Farmer: Me? An actor? Really?
Riasi: Sure! You got a great face for radio!
Farmer: Achoo! Choo! Oh. ‘Scuse me.
Riasi: There is a lot of pollen. Do you have allergies?
Farmer: Not hay fever … cats …
Riasi: … you gotta be kidding me.
Farmer: Uhhhhhhhh …
Riasi: . o 0 (I was too charming and I killed him! I always knew I could do that.) Hello shuttle, we have a medical emergency here. This farmer fell over and passed out … or passed out first.
Cadet: We’re relaying the situation to the ship. Thank you for giving the Captain a more pressing problem than our crashing the dog!
Mukh: We got shot first!