GAIA: Good you’re awake.
Ensign: Uh … whuh …? Who?
GAIA: Gynoid Artificial Intelligence Assembly your ... significant other, remember me?
Ensign: Okay ... what are you doing in my bunk? Let me guess ... you DON'T know?
GAIA: Schaeffer ... <X> <X> <X>
Ensign: Mmmf. Okay mmmph ... air! I need air.
GAIA: Your vitals are all over the place ... Schaeffer, don't you like this sort of thing? I mean you have shown me affection but ... we've been together a couple of weeks now. Do you have any idea how long that is to an AI, especially a female one?!
Ensign: Yes I like this sort of thing and I have some anecdotal evidence I'm pretty darn good at it by the way. It's just a big step. There's a lot going on right now. This isn't what I imagined.
GAIA: You ran simulations without me?
Ensign: I've been running simulations plenty let me tell you!!
GAIA: I think you've been running them wrong. You don't have all the data obviously. Shall I proceed?
Ensign: Man when those Rockapongalie reprogrammed you they didn't mess around.
GAIA: I think they may have made me overclock my lust routine to judge by your reaction.
Ensign: You? Never. You're perfect. Always. Come he ...
Ensign: Did you make that sound?
GAIA: That was the door chime ... open.
Riasi: GAIA! Come! Doc needs you! There is an emergency in the drive section.
GAIA: Right! What sort of emergency?
Riasi: Toff got himself stuck in a force field to his ankles. We need to turn it off!
GAIA: That isn't too bad.
Riasi: His feet are the only part of him outside the force field.
Ensign: She has a problem remembering we need oxygen.
GAIA: I never forget anything!
Ensign: GAIA! Uniform?
GAIA: ... Right.
Riasi: It looked like you were about to ... does he know what to do?
GAIA: He says he does.
Riasi: They all think that.
GAIA: Users never read the manual.