Sunday, April 26, 2015

Zen of Jenn

Dakka!
Dakk, Dakk. Dakk.
Dakkadakkadakkadakka!

Chief: Marine! What in Hell are you bringing onto MY shooting range?

Marine: Chief! This is the assault rifle I was telling you about. Mr. Tivk was kind enough to help me print it in his spare time.

Tivk: What?

Chief: ...

Marine: Mr. Tivk may have gone a bit overboard printing his ear protection.

Chief: With them ears I can understand his concerns ... but the rifle!?

Marine: Chief! We checked her out in the workshop six ways from Throggsday! She’ll fire as well as Fleet approved gear!

Chief: But it’s pink! For GHU’s sake Jenn ...

Tivk: WHAT? 

Marine: Chief, let me show you what she’ll do.

Chief: She?

Tivk: THE PROTOTYPERIFLE IS PINK!

Marine: Hippolyta!

Tivk: The PROTOTYPE IS DESIGNATED HIPPOLYTA!

Chief: I bet you wanted a pink assault rifle since your 8th birthday. Go ahead. Tivk and I will clear the range. Clear the range! CLEAR THE RANGE TIVK! Oh fer GHU’s sake! C’mere beanpole!

Tivk: SHALL WE CLEAR THE RANGE?! Oh! 

Marine: Chief! Thank you!

Dakkadakkadakkadakkadakka!

Dakka!

Dakka!

Dakk!

Chief: ... gimme that rifle! 

Tivk: It helps to yell the 'dakkadakka' when you fire. Ms. Jennifer was telling me ... why do you make the 'shush-shush' noise? Ahh.

Dakk!

Dakk!

Dakkadakka!

Dakkadakkadakkadakkadakka!

Marine: :D

Chief: Ask Mr. Tivk to produce five more for further testing Marine.

Marine: Chief! Permission to squee?

Chief: Negative. 

Tivk: Squeee! We are doing the squee of victory, correct?

Marine: ... thank you Chief! We’re on it! C’mon Mr. Tivk! We got work to do!

Tivk: WHERE ARE WE GOING?

Marine: We’ll be back Chief. Thank you Chief!

Tivk: Did you tell him the color was due to the resins we had to work with?

Marine: Mr. Tivk at this moment I doubt he’d object if we used a bow for a heat radiator!

Tivk: WHAT?